Yeah, so… it’s hot outside. Here are some rules for using Facebook while you should be working, followed by morning reads:
- If you find a meme funny, and 15 of your friends have posted it, share it. Don’t rewrite the meme as your status. That’s basically fraud, and internet jail will be rough for some of you.
- Stop sharing news articles that are 5 years old. Especially news articles about celebrity deaths. No one wants to relive the day that their favorite actor ____________ died from ________________ while _____________.
- Yes, Donald Trump is an amazing POTUS. Yes, Donald Trump is a terrible POTUS. Yes, you found that one thing that is going to change the other side’s mind. Yes, that stripper does like you too.
- Post more pictures of food, and for everything that is holy tag the damn restaurant so we know where to find it.
- If you don’t like something you really don’t have to comment on it. You are allowed to stroll on by and not engage.
- Always post more pictures of your dog. Your cat doesn’t want you to take pictures of it anyway.
- Margaritaville at Lanier Islands brought on 100 new employees this summer to handle the expected 50k more guests over last year’s summer season.
- Felons voting. Should people who violated the public trust be allowed to vote while finishing their probation?
- ”Who watches the Watchman?” HBO is still filming in Macon even though some studios and paid “talent” are calling for wider protests.
- Savannah really needs to figure out the whole “decibel meter” thing. The current settlement between the Foxy Loxy Cafe and the immediate neighbors is just dumb.
- Kid runs a stolen car into a Chik-fil-a dining room at 4AM. Manager and staff have the drive-thru open at 11AM. God bless hard workers.
- Say goodbye to oysters. Say hello to shrimp. DNR releases commercial schedule for shrimp and oyster harvest.
- Mercedes-Benz USA CEO heading over to AMB (company that owns the Atlanta Falcons and Atlanta United) as COO.
- GT officially opened Coda on the 23rd. A 755k square foot building specifically built to foster collaboration between business and the institution.
- Sonny’s op-ed on USMCA doesn’t mince words concerning what he thinks about his Alma Mater’s study findings.
- Heat = Dry. Dry = ripe for fire. Keep an eye out.