Morning Reads for Super Tuesday SEC Primary-A-Go-Go (AKA March 1, 2016)

Hey! It’s Super Tuesday! Did you vote? Make sure you tell all your Facebook friends to be sure to vote – they probably have no idea it’s Election Day.

In honor of Super Tuesday, match the Hamilton lyric with the presidential candidate (answers are at the bottom, like in Highlights Magazine).

A: “You disgust me.” … “Ah, so you’ve discussed me? I’m a trust fund baby – you can trust me!”

B: “I am just a guy in the public eye, tryin’ to do my best for our republic, I don’t wanna fight, but I won’t apologize for doing what’s right.” (Alternate lyric, except I like this candidate too much: “Well, he’s gonna lose, that’s just defeatist.”)

C: “An immigrant you know and love who’s unafraid to step in!”

D: “Handsome, boy, does he know it! Peach fuzz, and he can’t even grow it!”

E: “And they say I’m a Francophile: at least they know I know where France is!”

F: “Our poorest citizens, our farmers, live ration to ration as Wall Street robs ‘em blind in search of chips to cash in.”

Now, the rest of the Reads:

• Quiddich, the GOP, and Marco Rubio. Really.
• DNA evidence exonerated this man, but he’s still behind bars.
• Planned Parenthood closes its Augusta clinic.
• There’s always money in the (Savannah) Banana stand!
• Trump’s candidacy is 30 years in the making.
• Watch the CNN closed caption transcriber throw up his/her hands in anguish (as did we all) during last week’s debate.

Yesterday was crossover day, and most any bill of note that made it through – or died – was already covered here. So, pour yourself a second cup of coffee and take a moment to scroll through the past few pages of posts. I promise, it’s worth your while. Oh, and be sure to vote – and by all means, talk about Super Tuesday in the comments.

^{A: Trump B: Kasich C: Cruz D: Rubio E: Clinton F: Sanders}