It appear Representative Holmes has an armadillo problem. We’re unsure if she has pet armadillos that are loose or if she is catching them for other purposes such as armadillo racing. Regardless, Representative Holmes is a fantastic representative who, along with her husband, gives everything for Georgia, so let’s help her. If you can trap
My strategy of drinking heavily during debates failed me, because here I am collecting news stories for you to read with a headache. But I do it for you. Also, I never want to hear about genitalia on CNN ever again Jawja UGA beat South Carolina! A little girl is missing. Please read this. Governor
Happy Monday, everyone! Did you know only 3-5% of mammals are monotonous compared to 90% of birds? The more you know. Or something. Jawja Well, UGA, I have nothing to say other than I’m sorry. oh. Latino voter registration surging in Jawja. Farewell Turner Field. Hello Cobb County! That Georgia county that drove out all
In 47 days, Georgians will vote on the Opportunity School District (OSD) amendment. Put another way, Georgians will vote whether or not to force kids to stay in chronically failing schools. Anti-OSD forces dropped a television ad with the same old arguments used for years to scare people into submission. It’s, quite frankly, shameful. It
The “Religious Liberty” bill is looming over the upcoming legislative session to the pleasure or the dismay of many. Political watchers might recall the legislation’s various forms over past sessions ranging from the Pastor Protection Act to the First Amendment Defense Act. With legislators and policy wonks searching for the right answer somewhere in between the
Happy Monday, everyone! I have a really uncomfortable zit on my nose that reminds me of Rudolph. Besides that, the week is looking decent. Jawja Governor Deal’s office received zero gas shortage complaints. Probably because everyone was too busy searching for gas. “Religious Liberty” could be a litmus test for 2018 candidates. –Insert cries of
Veteran politicos tell me often, “enjoy this election because you’ll never see another like it.” I’m not enjoying it, but it proves that America has never seen an election quite like Clinton v. Trump. Charlie, our Dear Leader, went on a bit of a tweet storm over partisan attacks waged against him from hypocritical Democrats.
Happy Monday, everyone! If you’re in Atlanta, try out The Southern Gentleman. The food is delicious and the drinks are unique. Ask for Victoria. Jawja Being the White minority in Jawja. Court says Jawja can’t request proof of citizenship to vote. But apparently we need it for literally everything else. Go figure. On that note, only
It’s been 15 years since Richard Drew aimed his camera at the burning Twin Towers and captured the end of a life. His photo, dubbed “The Falling Man,” generated a myriad of praise and criticism in the days, months, and years following the attack. Many have worked to wipe it from the record of September 11, 2001,
Happy Monday, everyone! Happy Labor Day, everyone! Charlie told me I had to write MRs or else he’d banish me to the Island of Misfit Toys. Needless to say, I am writing the MRs. Jawja Don’t get deadly herpes from a wild monkey. Moar analysis on Jawja turning blue. Dawgs discuss the UGA/UNC game. A
