Great news – President Jimmy Carter up and moving around. Sometimes Babylon Bee looks like a real news site. Dolly is the Queen of Everything. Hamburger history. Anybody into vintage subway cars? A long line of tiny Mr. Rogers. Gannett now nation’s largest publisher. A big “Bah, Humbug!” to Durham, New Hampshire. Strange gases mean
Ahhh…Lewis and grits. Mega-super-dooper-double-whammy traffic alert. GaTech professor convicted of fraud. The Kendrick brothers. More privacy issues at Facebook. New strain of HIV discovered. Something yummy for your holiday buffet! The market is on fire! (Not that big media is telling you, though.) They are coming for your inhaler. Cool space stuff!
Avoid these pocketbook-draining speed traps. Not the Onion, or Babylon Bee. This is real, and icky. Oh, the horrors! How will we be able to get our avocado toast? The “real-time” fact check. Snort. Adults in the room would be a nice touch, for once. It’s always do as I say, not as
APS Super speaks out, finally. UGA in hot water over slave graves. Beloved Dolly. Oh happy day! Something fun to build! Caption contest on what the many parts would be called. Rick Perry to resign cabinet post. Play away, nerds! Dollars before decency. Whatever washes up. RIP Rep. Elijah Cummings.
LawDawgs! (And GSU, too.) Let the chill bumps commence. Always wondered what was under the hat. “As illiterates…” applies more and more these days. Like that one? Here’s another shot of VDH. Can humans regrow cartilage? Inquiring shoulders want to know. Every Californian pays the price of their lovely state lacking basic forestry skills. Honestly, Comey
I don’t want to talk about it. Forest Park – the gift that keeps on giving. Representin’. It’s the movie we need now, more than ever. Well, “Faculty Responsibility” doesn’t mean what you think it means, anyway. Remember who else gave weapons-grade speeches? Makes total sense. Taxes are a pox on us all. Indeed. Mr.
Small acts add up – Dalton Utilities. Ethics, Shmetics. Delta is expanding again. Make it so, faster, please. Too good not to link. I don’t even know where to start. In other news, Walrus 1, Russian ship 0. Quick! Alert Nancy Pelosi! It just gets worser and worser. Now what did that taco ever do
And who said middle-schoolers were awkward? Congrats! So where are the fried twinkies? If a non-Earth volcano blows, do we hear it? Skeptical. Hope I’m wrong. Pass the popcorn. Activists. Shmactivists. Cowgirls of the ’40’s. Posted without (the usual snarky) comment. This headline wins the Internetz this week. Partly right. That’s like being partly pregnant.
Make up your own Friday the 13th crap. At least they have a sense of humor about it. Pay it forward. We always knew the Jets were a little different. Where will all the millennials hang out now? If you like your puddle, you can keep your puddle. South Park dudes on cancel culture. I
Prayers for all in the path/aftermath of Hurricane Dorian. Cruise ships taking aid to Bahamas. Another former Atlanta official pleads guilty. Faster, please. Funny. Folks are talking about this very same thing in South Georgia, too. Remember Neerja Bhanot. https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/338496/ Really. No-one is worse than Voldemort. (Except maybe Anne Rice, who thought it was okay for a