High School Trap. Still not Chicago. Oh, now this will go along just swimmingly. “Patron Saint of Shade.” The despair of Venezuela. No lights to turn out. Told you FB was the debil. Oh, 30 years ago who would have thought of the places you’d go. Road trip!
What is… CANCER SUCKS. (Prayers for Alex.) Spring is (trying to be) here, so that means baseball is not far away. How can we miss you if you won’t go away? Fish sandwiches for Lent! Really bad. A hate crime. Riiiight. Hipsters. What can you say? Cubans. They know these things. The time Curiosity called
Gwinnetians – don’t forget to vote on Tuesday. “Pending personnel matters,” my foot. Don’t we know how this ends? Yeah, but will Ripley have a cat? And an unwelcome visitor? “Unexpectedly.” Fire in the skies. Why we are so vulnerable. Everybody’s mind is in the gutter here. India and Pakistan are shooting at each other. Nothing’s
Popcorn, please. Ahhh, you can smell the transparency… Not The Onion. What would Madame Defarge say? Relax The microphone isn’t there to spy, Big Brother said. The old ways are the best ways. Not The Onion. $4,367.70 to print a brief. South Georgia is so proud. Record-breaking zoom-zoom. Not The Onion. You, too, can name
Happy Half-Off Chocolate Day! It’s a gauntlet, man. Pitchers and catchers, finally. Seriously, the Sheriff’s Office is CLOSED. It’s not dead yet. It’s feeling better. (Hopefully.) Those Clemson fans will do anything. Hey, Wyoming state Senator – that’s not how any of this works. New York shoots itself in the foot. (Hey, remember us? WinkWinkNodNod)
I blame Spiderman. Fruitcakes. Why did it have to be fruitcakes? Everyone is pulling out their yearbooks now… Bring out yer dead. Fuel independence. Women in sci-fi. Add these to the bunker shopping list. No words. Rocketmen Geek-Out.
Those low flying helicopters you’re hearing over downtown? They are checking for radiation. The question is – Would Jessica wear it? In search of the perfect tool every Southern kitchen needs. Funny how that happens. The old new Overlords. Debate police. Ice planet Hoth The polar vortex explained. (Seriously – prayers for our neighbors up North.)
“I’ll twine with my mingles…” An interview with Rosanne Cash. Pothole capital of the South. What on earth is going on down at Fort Gordon? Need to get out of town for LIII? Here’s a list of small towns to check out. Nothing to see here, move along. Does it pass the Test of Love?
Warning – traffic nirvana on Monday. Work from home if you can! Coal-ash leaks. BIG fine for that traffic-wrecking crane. It’s satire, but painfully close to truth. Exponentially dumber, that’s right. Opposite land. Talk about night terrors! Do we need little boy playing a video game to defeat them? Eeeeew. The Return of the Lost
Yeah, you’ve tried singing this song before. Go pound sand. This will be fun to watch. Two Atlanta-based companies made Glassdoor’s Best Places to Work list. If you’re not reading The Bitter Southerner, you should be. Exhibit A. Hide the silverware. The 116th Congress is now in session. Why, of course it does. Got any dormant