And who said middle-schoolers were awkward? Congrats! So where are the fried twinkies? If a non-Earth volcano blows, do we hear it? Skeptical. Hope I’m wrong. Pass the popcorn. Activists. Shmactivists. Cowgirls of the ’40’s. Posted without (the usual snarky) comment. This headline wins the Internetz this week. Partly right. That’s like being partly pregnant.
Make up your own Friday the 13th crap. At least they have a sense of humor about it. Pay it forward. We always knew the Jets were a little different. Where will all the millennials hang out now? If you like your puddle, you can keep your puddle. South Park dudes on cancel culture. I
Prayers for all in the path/aftermath of Hurricane Dorian. Cruise ships taking aid to Bahamas. Another former Atlanta official pleads guilty. Faster, please. Funny. Folks are talking about this very same thing in South Georgia, too. Remember Neerja Bhanot. https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/338496/ Really. No-one is worse than Voldemort. (Except maybe Anne Rice, who thought it was okay for a
Go Dawgs! Sandy Springs gets the NomNoms. Miss the big game last night? They don’t call it the Almost Competitive Conference for nuthin’. You think I make this stuff up, don’t you? This can only mean good things, right? Like a location for Stranger Things, or some other quirky show. Surely. “Unexpectedly.” Sauce for
More Y’allywood drama. Don’t laugh because it’s California. It could happen here, too. You’re being watched. Who wants to start a pool for when this breaks down? These aren’t funny anymore. Something must really be wrong. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. These just get better and better! But nothing really happened, right? This is truly exciting.
Georgia girl singing at The Met. “Delight of the Masses” is my new band name. (+ seafood) Braves announcers, well, just look at this list. Yes, but will they have enough power to run the floaty chairs? This isn’t good. If the shoe fits… The Tweet to end all Tweets. A porch! A porch! My
At least it’s a start. Yes, there are rules. ESPN wasting a perfectly good Saturday. Who wouldn’t love to go to THIS GAME? A hotel for houseplants. Please stop trying to save Matt Damon. Pay attention! Nope. We don’t do that. Nope. Nothing to see here. It’s dusty in here.
Why DO https://www.onlineathens.com/nationworld/20190725/why-did-whales-beach-themselves-in-georgia-no-answers-yetthe whales beach themselves? No.More.Scooters. Can’t wait to see this! What would you do with a unlimited, life-time airline ticket? California continues its pursuit of third-world status. Hoaxing season is here again. 42. Tears in rain. RIP Rutger Hauer.
We all know why Senoia is the safest city in Georgia now. It’s all those zombies. Yes, it is the world’s biggest clown car. Rep. Doug Collins is this week’s voice in the wilderness. “What political speech should be allowed” are chilling words. If that stuff is in a spreadsheet, then it’s all over. Go
Save the Trestle! A good reason to stop in Statesboro (besides visiting a certain someone). Hope you weren’t going to Naw’lins anytime soon. Prime Day is on the way. This sounds really cool. Sorry, I didn’t notice. There’s an underwater Upside-down. Faster, please. Greater Love.