At least it’s a start. Yes, there are rules. ESPN wasting a perfectly good Saturday. Who wouldn’t love to go to THIS GAME? A hotel for houseplants. Please stop trying to save Matt Damon. Pay attention! Nope. We don’t do that. Nope. Nothing to see here. It’s dusty in here.
Why DO https://www.onlineathens.com/nationworld/20190725/why-did-whales-beach-themselves-in-georgia-no-answers-yetthe whales beach themselves? No.More.Scooters. Can’t wait to see this! What would you do with a unlimited, life-time airline ticket? California continues its pursuit of third-world status. Hoaxing season is here again. 42. Tears in rain. RIP Rutger Hauer.
We all know why Senoia is the safest city in Georgia now. It’s all those zombies. Yes, it is the world’s biggest clown car. Rep. Doug Collins is this week’s voice in the wilderness. “What political speech should be allowed” are chilling words. If that stuff is in a spreadsheet, then it’s all over. Go
Save the Trestle! A good reason to stop in Statesboro (besides visiting a certain someone). Hope you weren’t going to Naw’lins anytime soon. Prime Day is on the way. This sounds really cool. Sorry, I didn’t notice. There’s an underwater Upside-down. Faster, please. Greater Love.
There’s a big music festival in Athens this weekend. Georgia’s bustin’ out all over. Athens has just what Wayfair needs. Nobody wants to be a nurse anymore. Wow. Dude. That’s a great echo. Florida city caves to ransomware attack. Run away. Run away. Robot bartenders? How on earth do you flirt with a machine? You
And you thought Izzy was horrid? Dig this. Truist Field? Let the well-deserved mockery begin. Alum snags top job at GaTech. Yesterday was National Seeksucker Day. Virginia school buys food truck to feed students during summer break. Yes, your toaster is really spying on you. I keep telling’ ya. …Not taking it anymore… Shameful, indeed.
Ernie Pyle & D-Day. Currahee! “Somewhere above you among the living weak princes and fat bureaucrats and rank traitors mumble platitudes and empty praises about actions they never knew and men they cannot hope to emulate.” Ouch! The Army of Dennises fails gloriously. Pass the popcorn! Your next business trip should be interesting. The danger
Made in Georgia. Yes! The Candler Building gets a new life. You know as long as the tax break money keeps flowing, nobody’s going anywhere. Just WOW. Wasn’t there an X-Files about this? Of course they cheated. Look closely. This is my shocked face. College kids are too busy protesting these days to bother. Pass
It’s about @$%^*$%^&#$&**@!#^$%# time. Summer reading list. Hopefully Tank School down at Benning is about to get more funner. Hipcamp. Yes, it’s a thing. Have a great Dunkin summer. The funniest part is you know you’ll have to explain this one to some people. Memories of the Greatest Generation. Wasn’t William Hurt in a movie
Brooklet, GA, continues to entertain. No broken hip will keep President Jimmy Carter from teaching his Sunday School class. No way. There are expectations, and then there are expectations. Speaking of honey… Who remembers when Hunter S. Thompson ran for sheriff? AG Barr makes a funny. Relax. It’s just chicken. Gene Simmons rocks the Pentagon.