Saving the Capricorn. Taking one (or eleven) for the team. Welcome home. Not the Onion. Or even the Bee. Non-spying (yet) alternatives to Google. Always searching for clues about our neighbors. No one told us that Sheldon Cooper moved to Ohio. Faster, please. No, on so many levels. And then our hearts grew three sizes
Herschel Walker, Mr. Football. Larry would be so proud. A little something to put on your Christmas List. (GeorgiaPol Road Show, perhaps? HintHint.) RIP, Fred Cox. Your story is never finished, as long as you’re alive. It’s a shame that these days we have to explain what “Be Nice” means, over and over again. The
Great news – President Jimmy Carter up and moving around. Sometimes Babylon Bee looks like a real news site. Dolly is the Queen of Everything. Hamburger history. Anybody into vintage subway cars? A long line of tiny Mr. Rogers. Gannett now nation’s largest publisher. A big “Bah, Humbug!” to Durham, New Hampshire. Strange gases mean
Ahhh…Lewis and grits. Mega-super-dooper-double-whammy traffic alert. GaTech professor convicted of fraud. The Kendrick brothers. More privacy issues at Facebook. New strain of HIV discovered. Something yummy for your holiday buffet! The market is on fire! (Not that big media is telling you, though.) They are coming for your inhaler. Cool space stuff!
Avoid these pocketbook-draining speed traps. Not the Onion, or Babylon Bee. This is real, and icky. Oh, the horrors! How will we be able to get our avocado toast? The “real-time” fact check. Snort. Adults in the room would be a nice touch, for once. It’s always do as I say, not as
APS Super speaks out, finally. UGA in hot water over slave graves. Beloved Dolly. Oh happy day! Something fun to build! Caption contest on what the many parts would be called. Rick Perry to resign cabinet post. Play away, nerds! Dollars before decency. Whatever washes up. RIP Rep. Elijah Cummings.
LawDawgs! (And GSU, too.) Let the chill bumps commence. Always wondered what was under the hat. “As illiterates…” applies more and more these days. Like that one? Here’s another shot of VDH. Can humans regrow cartilage? Inquiring shoulders want to know. Every Californian pays the price of their lovely state lacking basic forestry skills. Honestly, Comey
I don’t want to talk about it. Forest Park – the gift that keeps on giving. Representin’. It’s the movie we need now, more than ever. Well, “Faculty Responsibility” doesn’t mean what you think it means, anyway. Remember who else gave weapons-grade speeches? Makes total sense. Taxes are a pox on us all. Indeed. Mr.
Small acts add up – Dalton Utilities. Ethics, Shmetics. Delta is expanding again. Make it so, faster, please. Too good not to link. I don’t even know where to start. In other news, Walrus 1, Russian ship 0. Quick! Alert Nancy Pelosi! It just gets worser and worser. Now what did that taco ever do