Author: Ginny

Morning Reads for Friday, May 17, 2019

Brooklet, GA, continues to entertain. No broken hip will keep President Jimmy Carter from teaching his Sunday School class. No way. There are expectations, and then there are expectations.  Speaking of honey… Who remembers when Hunter S. Thompson ran for sheriff?  AG Barr makes a funny. Relax.  It’s just chicken. Gene Simmons rocks the Pentagon.

Morning Reads for Friday, May 3, 2019

And September 7th will be a fine day to be in Athens, indeed. Who really expects Congress to do anything? Which hat should I wear?  Make it stop. “It’s a beautiful thing, the destruction of words.” Warrentless searches increase.  More than a smidge. Not just pretty, shiny things in the sky. Who doesn’t hate going

Morning Reads for Friday, April 26, 2019

Who ended up where? The onions are here! The onions are here! Answered prayers! Aren’t you glad you don’t live in Michigan?  The jokes are already writing themselves. Keep your chalk to yourself. Marvee for Marvel. Obviously, we’re all working at the wrong place. Well, it is Pelosi’s district.  I keep harping on privacy.  Here’s

Morning Reads for Friday, April 19, 2019

G-Day is tomorrow! Deep sea tech. You can’t un-see these. The rescuer gets rescued. Last week in NYC, every third person in the Garment District was carrying a Chic-Fil-A bag and large drink.  Just sayin.  Weird search engine queries. Oops. Leg day.  Heh.  Good grief. Didn’t you hear the TIE fighters?  h

Morning Reads for Friday, April 5, 2019

There may be hope for Southerners after the coming Armageddon. Saving Macon. Ironical.  Seems like Tech would know that “tech” people know 404 as something completely different. Ahhh, the mockery. Rock on, Judge. Unattractive in a “contrived, unattractive French maid kind of way.” Maybe the thieves were having a really big steak cookout. How the

Morning Reads for Friday, March 29, 2019

Really hope this is a hoax.  Road trip(s)! What could go wrong? Sine Die is next Tuesday.  April Fool’s Day +1. Oops. Fake research is expensive.  When childhood was fun. Good stress helps kids mature.  Voting “Present” must be the new thing. Buzz Aldrin and the remaining Apollo astronauts, stylin’ and profiling’.

Morning Reads for Friday, March 8, 2019

What is… CANCER SUCKS. (Prayers for Alex.) Spring is (trying to be) here, so that means baseball is not far away. How can we miss you if you won’t go away?  Fish sandwiches for Lent!  Really bad. A hate crime. Riiiight. Hipsters. What can you say?  Cubans. They know these things. The time Curiosity called

Morning Reads for Friday, March 1, 2019

Gwinnetians – don’t forget to vote on Tuesday. “Pending personnel matters,” my foot. Don’t we know how this ends? Yeah, but will Ripley have a cat? And an unwelcome visitor? “Unexpectedly.” Fire in the skies. Why we are so vulnerable. Everybody’s mind is in the gutter here. India and Pakistan are shooting at each other. Nothing’s

Morning Reads for Friday, February 22, 2019

Popcorn, please. Ahhh, you can smell the transparency… Not The Onion. What would Madame Defarge say? Relax The microphone isn’t there to spy, Big Brother said. The old ways are the best ways. Not The Onion. $4,367.70 to print a brief.  South Georgia is so proud. Record-breaking zoom-zoom. Not The Onion. You, too, can name