Happy Half-Off Chocolate Day! It’s a gauntlet, man. Pitchers and catchers, finally. Seriously, the Sheriff’s Office is CLOSED. It’s not dead yet. It’s feeling better. (Hopefully.) Those Clemson fans will do anything. Hey, Wyoming state Senator – that’s not how any of this works. New York shoots itself in the foot. (Hey, remember us? WinkWinkNodNod)
I blame Spiderman. Fruitcakes. Why did it have to be fruitcakes? Everyone is pulling out their yearbooks now… Bring out yer dead. Fuel independence. Women in sci-fi. Add these to the bunker shopping list. No words. Rocketmen Geek-Out.
Those low flying helicopters you’re hearing over downtown? They are checking for radiation. The question is – Would Jessica wear it? In search of the perfect tool every Southern kitchen needs. Funny how that happens. The old new Overlords. Debate police. Ice planet Hoth The polar vortex explained. (Seriously – prayers for our neighbors up North.)
“I’ll twine with my mingles…” An interview with Rosanne Cash. Pothole capital of the South. What on earth is going on down at Fort Gordon? Need to get out of town for LIII? Here’s a list of small towns to check out. Nothing to see here, move along. Does it pass the Test of Love?
Warning – traffic nirvana on Monday. Work from home if you can! Coal-ash leaks. BIG fine for that traffic-wrecking crane. It’s satire, but painfully close to truth. Exponentially dumber, that’s right. Opposite land. Talk about night terrors! Do we need little boy playing a video game to defeat them? Eeeeew. The Return of the Lost
Yeah, you’ve tried singing this song before. Go pound sand. This will be fun to watch. Two Atlanta-based companies made Glassdoor’s Best Places to Work list. If you’re not reading The Bitter Southerner, you should be. Exhibit A. Hide the silverware. The 116th Congress is now in session. Why, of course it does. Got any dormant
Christmas means love. Georgia improves in national health ranking. Rare full moon on Christmas! You’ll have to wait 16 years for the next one. When the media tried to overturn an election. Emotional support chickens. What, me worry? Dear Lord, too soon. Bad idea. Li’l Die Hard. Well, it IS a Christmas movie. Like I keep
And the traffic proves it! Long-time favorite Parson’s is closing. Religious liberty in the news again. (If you move here, you’ll be forced to have an opinion.) The camera doesn’t lie. “gullible slack-jawed yokels” Talking toasters. For real. Peace in Korea in our time. No Christmas Party for you! For those rooting for Twitter to
Pearl Harbor Day – remember the fallen and honor the survivors. There are so few of them left. No scooters for you! Secret Santas! Atlanta-Charlotte rail? Baby, it’s LOL outside. Stories from one of America’s best storytellers. Amazon has robots? Who knew? The scariest of the scary. Good question. Love that shiny new toaster? It
Remember the cyber attack on City of Atlanta? It was the Iranians. Save the Big House. Only in Atlanta. This is unacceptable. Hockey pucks for the win. Quitting Twitter. This makes sense, that is, if you have a lick of sense. Pro-lights?