Good morning, and happy International Receptionists Day! A big thank you to all who serve as the first point of contact with businesses and government offices.
It’s also World Fair Trade Day, National Apple Pie Day, and National Fruit Cocktail Day, and I’m sure some of you will feel moved to celebrate those in your own way. I’m in no mood to make a pie today, so y’all please refrain from letting my family members know about that one, okay?
Now, let’s get to the news!