Rep. Collins’ Confusing Campaign Stunt

The campaign team of Rep. Doug Collins, Republican candidate for the United States Senate, has released a press release that has left me scratching my head. The release announces his new campaign strategy of using a parody twitter account to attack Sen. Kelly Loeffler and her use of her private jet.

I hesitated in even posting this hot mess from the campaign, but I think it is important to read it to understand my confusion. I am not sure the last time a sitting Congressman from Georgia, of the same political party, has equated the actions of a sitting Senator to those of “drug dealers and 3rd world despots.” There is also a mention of observing “our nation’s crumbling infrastructure,” which is interesting when you consider that Rep. Collins is part of the government that oversees the infrastructure.

The press release, without any changes or corrections, except to change the tracking links:

Fasten your seatbelts, stow your negative energy and put your seatback in the upright and hilarious position! The Air LoefflAir Twitter feed takes to the skies today!

Following the public exposure of Kelly Loeffler’s $24 million jet, which was registered through a secret process used by drug dealers and 3rd world despots, the need for a satirical look at Senator Loeffler’s posh air travel arrangements became apparent. After painful-to-watch videos of Loeffler uncomfortably trying to pose as a commercial air traveler emerged, the need for this enterprise became downright urgent.

The Air LoefflAir Twitter Feed will chronicle the challenges of Kelly Loeffler and her Uber-rich husband Jeff Sprecher as they walk the fine line between living their posh, private jet lifestyle and pretending to be normal people who are subjected to TSA probing and travel with the unwashed masses.

The feed will post travel tips, observations of our nation’s crumbling infrastructure as seen from a Bombardier CL30 at 40,000 feet, and menu ideas to satisfy the most refined palette.

Most exciting, Air LoefflAir will tweet whenever Kelly’s private jet takes off and lands thus giving reporters and regular folks an opportunity to go on out and meet her (whether she wants them too or not).

So sign up today by following @AirLoefflair on Twitter. Then sit back, have a prosecco and a vegan lasagna, and leave the flying humor to us.

We know you have many options in providing your travel humor and we appreciate you choosing to fly Air LoefflAir.

We would be remiss if we failed to give full credit for this idea to the National Republican Senatorial Committee – Loeffler and Sprecher’s biggest backers – whose “Air Claire” parody account of Missouri Senator Clair McCaskill’s private air travel caused the Show-Me State Democrat so much grief in 2018.

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