- Popcorn, please.
- Ahhh, you can smell the transparency…
- Not The Onion.
- What would Madame Defarge say?
- Relax The microphone isn’t there to spy, Big Brother said.
- The old ways are the best ways.
- Not The Onion.
- $4,367.70 to print a brief. South Georgia is so proud.
- Record-breaking zoom-zoom.
- Not The Onion.
- You, too, can name a moon circling Jupiter.
Morning Reads for Friday, February 22, 2019
