Monday Morning Reads – August 14

Happy Monday, everyone! Let me tell you about my weekend. I was driving to Newnan with my large McDonald’s Coke and a box of campaign literature in my backseat. A squirrel ran into the road and the car in front of me slammed on its brakes, so naturally I slammed my brakes, too. The box of campaign literature flung into the front seat hitting the McDonald’s cup. Coke splashed all over my dash, my windshield, and flooded the floor. My car is still sticky and disgusting. 1 like = 100 prayers.

Georgia

Protesters defaced a Confederate monument in Piedmont Park.

Georgia is the 2nd harshest state for DUIs.

R. Kelly isn’t under investigation……yet.

Roger Stone came to Georgia.*

Cumberland Island will be on a U.S. quarter.

National

Did you hear about Charolettesville?

Venezuelan leader may have put a hit on Marco Rubio.

The guy behind oppressive password rules is sorry.

16-year-old high school student is running for Governor of Kansas.

Why is Millennial humor weird?

 

Disclaimer: I am a paid staffer for Michael Williams for Governor.

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