- The Lady Chablis passed away yesterday.
- Tech’s getting another dorm!
- Eeeeew.
- Six Flags is getting another
vomit-inducingride! - Goats for hire. Really.
- Russians behaving badly.
- But who’s got the toilet paper?
- Name-calling isn’t presidential.
- Too big to fail. But giving bucks to Clinton is ok.
- Point.
- Counterpoint.
- Not The Onion.
Morning Reads for Friday, September 9, 2016
