Morning Reads – Thursday, June 2, 2016

If you need a quality laugh:

Peaches

Jimmy Carter

Sweet Tea

Liberty Drum

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Ellynn
Ellynn

Savannah has baby wolves, and they are adorable…

http://www.wtoc.com/clip/12480007/update-on-oatland-island-wolf-pups

Noway2016
Noway2016

They sound like the coyotes that roam my neighborhood at 2am.

Noway2016
Noway2016

Many stories about gators and crocs killing people and pets. Stats say GA has 200,000. Kill every damn one of ’em. No human life is worth the risk posed by those dinosaurs. They also taste good. Fish Thyme in Acworth hasa tasty portion!

MattMD_actual
MattMD_actual

You’re nuts. There are plenty of human lives out there which a reasonable person would place below that of a reptile.

xdog
xdog

Leave the gators alone. They’re our last defense against Burmese pythons.

Noway2016
Noway2016

Sounds reasonable. I’d actually like to see a skirmish between two of those. The gator would have to be first-strike deadly, though.

Saltycracker
Saltycracker

Actually the Everglades pythons have no real predators except man. They eat the smaller gators. We need more bounty roundups and a fashion snake skin shoe and hat fad.

Most importantly plant scientific studies in all Chinese media that the meat of the ones from the Everglades cure everything and are a potent aphrodisiac.

Miami and the area has one of the high percentages of able bodied folks not working and lots of gun totin, swamp buggy, air boat dudes, lets get them to the swamp and pay them for each Python they can come out with. 😎🌴

Will Durant
Will Durant

If nothing else it sounds like it could make for a great Hiaasen book.

Saltycracker
Saltycracker

Read most of his and all of Randy Wayne White’s, a great philosopher and raconteur. Noway would completely identify with Doc Ford.