- Who ended up where?
- The onions are here! The onions are here!
- Answered prayers!
- Aren’t you glad you don’t live in Michigan?
- The jokes are already writing themselves.
- Keep your chalk to yourself.
- Marvee for Marvel.
- Obviously, we’re all working at the wrong place.
- Well, it is Pelosi’s district.
- I keep harping on privacy. Here’s one reason why.
- Yesterday was the “Perfect Date.”
Morning Reads for Friday, April 26, 2019
