Happy Monday, everyone! It turns out last week’s Monday Morning Reads were in fact not our last because we didn’t elect the Sweet Meteor O’Death. We’ll regret that.
Jawja
- 2018! 2018! 2018!
- Cobb County GOP Chairwoman Rose Wing: Cobb went for Hillary because some Republicans didn’t vote for Trump.
- Did you know the Smoky Mountains include metro Atlanta?
- The University of Jawja beat Auburn; this despite comments from Jawja fans that they wouldn’t accept the result of the game unless they won.
- Drama at a Georgia Republican Party event…as if drama is out of the ordinary for my people.
Murica
- Look on the bright side: A white nationalist is only the second most important person in Trump’s administration. We’re making progress, people.
- How else will I find out The Gays are lacing fireworks with homosexual chemicals to create more gays?
- America has officially lost its dadgum mind and no, this link has nothing to do with the election.
- Sit back, grab some popcorn, and watch the Democratic Party eat itself alive. If it gets too rowdy, just let Howard Dean scream. That’ll break it up.
- Star Wars has a new international trailer out featuring none other than Darth Vader. Here’s a picture of me dressed as Darth Vader for Halloween last year. Needless to say, I’m excited for the movie.
- A look at a rural Ohio county that voted for President-Elect Donald Trump.
Important
- New study finds beer helps prevent stroke and heart disease. In other news, Charlie will live forever.