My strategy of drinking heavily during debates failed me, because here I am collecting news stories for you to read with a headache. But I do it for you.
Also, I never want to hear about genitalia on CNN ever again
Jawja
- UGA beat South Carolina!
- A little girl is missing. Please read this.
- Governor Deal lifted the mandatory evacuation of coastal counties.
- Residents of areas hit by Matthew are grappling with the damage done to their homes and cities.
- Ross Harris trial update.
Murica
- Billy Bush was suspended after the Trump Tapes saw the light of day.
- The 2nd debate is over and America lost.
- Republicans said “#ByeFelicia” en masse. Here’s all of them.
- Where POTUS candidates have field offices.
- Like…if you were on an island without internet last weekend, click here.
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