How To NOT Get Tased (On A Georgia College Campus)

A PSA from our good friend Rep Buzz Brockway:

Also….it’s like Buzz never went to college. Oh, that’s right, he went to Tech. #NoFunBuzz

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buzzbrockway
buzzbrockway

At Tech, students either build their own stun guns or enhance existing ones.

gcp
gcp

Perhaps you could teach a course, “stun gun 101” or “introductory stun gun”

Will Durant
Will Durant

First buy a dozen or so piezo lighters…

Mike Hassinger
Mike Hassinger

“Obey the law, don’t be a jerk, and don’t get drunk or high.”
Good advice in the non-taser parts of one’s life as well.

Andrew C. Pope
Andrew C. Pope

Pretty sure those two nuggets of advice are not gonna be followed by the college crowd.

Andrew C. Pope
Andrew C. Pope

How not to get teased on a college campus? Boy, I really could have used this advice back in my day.

The Eiger
The Eiger

Nothing good has ever happened after the words, “hey, watch this!”

rickday
rickday

How to not get tazed.

1. Eat your breakfast
2. Say your prayers
3. Be a Good little Hulkster… I mean child.
4. Spend all your time in church because, you know, pills and stuff!

This state is so anti-progressive we are finding dinosaurs are being resurrected within this radiation of angst and Jesus.

How about we just save a ton of money and despair by having Law Enforcement and EMT/Fire merge into one well run Public Safety Unit? Do away with any ‘potential multiple tazes’ that can result in death and high fives all around.

That would be just great.

Will Durant
Will Durant

Personally I found Chris Rock’s How to Not Get Your A** Whipped by the Police to be much more informative.

However I am much more comfortable with college kids carrying around a taser if they feel the need over a Glock. People mature at different rates and college is a time for most to test their limits without Mama. Most do some very stupid things. Telling them to do be a good bee often gets the opposite action. Probably best they do these things without any weapons at all.