July 1, 2016 11:00 AM
How To NOT Get Tased (On A Georgia College Campus)
A PSA from our good friend Rep Buzz Brockway:
Also….it’s like Buzz never went to college. Oh, that’s right, he went to Tech. #NoFunBuzz
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Charlie
Founder of GeorgiaPol.com; Now weekly columnist Very interested in Georgia and Georginas. Interest in politics is waning daily.
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At Tech, students either build their own stun guns or enhance existing ones.
How will these stun guns work on the Buzz Brockway I’m still trying to build in my basement?
Perhaps you could teach a course, “stun gun 101” or “introductory stun gun”
First buy a dozen or so piezo lighters…
“Obey the law, don’t be a jerk, and don’t get drunk or high.”
Good advice in the non-taser parts of one’s life as well.
Nothing good has ever happened after the words, “hey, watch this!”
How to not get tazed.
1. Eat your breakfast
2. Say your prayers
3. Be a Good little Hulkster… I mean child.
4. Spend all your time in church because, you know, pills and stuff!
This state is so anti-progressive we are finding dinosaurs are being resurrected within this radiation of angst and Jesus.
How about we just save a ton of money and despair by having Law Enforcement and EMT/Fire merge into one well run Public Safety Unit? Do away with any ‘potential multiple tazes’ that can result in death and high fives all around.
That would be just great.
Personally I found Chris Rock’s How to Not Get Your A** Whipped by the Police to be much more informative.
However I am much more comfortable with college kids carrying around a taser if they feel the need over a Glock. People mature at different rates and college is a time for most to test their limits without Mama. Most do some very stupid things. Telling them to do be a good bee often gets the opposite action. Probably best they do these things without any weapons at all.