- And who said middle-schoolers were awkward? Congrats!
- So where are the fried twinkies?
- If a non-Earth volcano blows, do we hear it?
- Skeptical. Hope I’m wrong.
- Pass the popcorn.
- Activists. Shmactivists.
- Cowgirls of the ’40’s.
- Posted without (the usual snarky) comment.
- This headline wins the Internetz this week.
- Partly right. That’s like being partly pregnant.
Morning Reads for Friday, September 20, 2019
