- At least it’s a start.
- Yes, there are rules.
- ESPN wasting a perfectly good Saturday.
- Who wouldn’t love to go to THIS GAME?
- A hotel for houseplants.
- Please stop trying to save Matt Damon.
- Pay attention!
- Nope. We don’t do that. Nope. Nothing to see here.
- It’s dusty in here.
Morning Reads for Friday, August 9, 2019
