Happy Half-Off Chocolate Day!
- It’s a gauntlet, man.
- Pitchers and catchers, finally.
- Seriously, the Sheriff’s Office is CLOSED.
- It’s not dead yet. It’s feeling better. (Hopefully.)
- Those Clemson fans will do anything.
- Hey, Wyoming state Senator – that’s not how any of this works.
- New York shoots itself in the foot. (Hey, remember us? WinkWinkNodNod)
- But does she float? Like a duck?
- Faster, please.