- Sad times. Safety training for houses of worship.
- Are you locally famous for something you cook? Enter this contest! Make us proud!
- Why we can’t have nice things.
- This again? C’mon. You can do better than this. Be original. Find a new way to cheat.
- Operation Choke Point.
- It all boils down to manners. Or the lack thereof.
- Big Bell only knows one verse of that song.
- Don’t be a hater.
- Soon SkyNet will, in its endless benevolence, give us Robot Grocery Stores.
- It’s satire, people.
Morning Reads for Friday November 9, 2018
