- That’s a mighty fine umbrella you got there. Shame if anything happened to it.
- Why don’t any of the mayors-in-waiting think this is important?
- “The Collective.” Really GT? Is that the best you could do? Does everyone get their own Borg alcove, too?
- There’s this football game this Saturday…
- Unbiased, my hind-parts.
- Best body armor ever? Make mine red. With a 50’s style fur collar.
- This comparison of Presidents is spot-on.
- What could go wrong?
- Progressive experiment pizza parlor Dudley Dough (Boston) is closing. Surprise. Not Surprised.
- Johnny Carson would have been 92 this week.
- Dumb Ideas, part 264.
- We’re all going to end up in granny-pods anyway, so why not?
Morning Reads for Friday, October 27, 2017
