- Mugging for the cameras.
- One of my children is a GHP alumni, so this is just…
- This year’s peach crop is damaged.
- Whose “private” property is it, anyway?
- The truth is out there, somewhere, in Subpoena Land.
- Pass the popcorn.
- Macedonian content farmers. Or something. Hilarious.
- Sad face.
- We’ve stopped allowing children to be children, so why not?
- If it pleases the crown, I’d like to cut the neighbor’s lawn.
- You’re really in hot water if you’ve lost the Satanists.
- Faster, please.
- “Do you really want to sit on the fence forever?”
- Goodnight, everybody!
Morning Reads for Friday, June 2, 2017
