A Primary Day Message From a Former President

Good morning.

In roughly 12 hours, many of you will be feverishly refreshing someone’s gubernatorial campaign the Secretary of State’s website. Some will rise. Some will fall.

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Further, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in this history of mankind.

Mankind — that word should have new meaning for all of us today.

We can’t be consumed by our petty differences anymore.

We will be united in our common interests.

Perhaps its fate that today is the 24th of May, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom, not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution — but from annihilation.

We’re fighting for our right to live, to exist.

And should we win the day, the 24th of May will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice:

“We will not go quietly into the night!

We will not vanish without a fight!

We’re going to live on!

We’re going to survive!”

Today, we celebrate our Independence Primary Day.

God Bless,
President Thomas J. Whitmore

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Saltycracker
Saltycracker

In reality the world will not be at peace, the floggings will continue.

Will Durant
Will Durant

…in the sequel.

Stefan
Stefan

Oh man. the ole switcheroo.