IT’S ED’S BIRTHDAY!!!!1!!1!1!!!1!!!1!
Today is the birthday of our original Millennial contributor, Ed. No one loves attention, or his own birthday, as much as Ed. He starts planning his birthday festivities three years in advance. Usually the plans don’t quite come together, but…Ed.
Ed also loves music. He’s also a bit left leaning. He doesn’t fear socialism nor does he pay attention to the fact that Canada is trying to passively aggressively kill our country by exporting a teen pop star to us every five years in order to destroy our country. He’s instead more concerned about glaciers that Al Gore promised us would have already been gone five years ago and thus should no longer be a worry at this stage of his life.
So with that, I hope everyone will wish Ed an appropriate (or inappropriate) birthday wish to Ed, with the full understanding that ignorance of Canadian pop stars will eventually kill us all, and that Huckabee has won his last primary.
Happy birthday Ed.
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Founder of GeorgiaPol.com; Now weekly columnist Very interested in Georgia and Georginas. Interest in politics is waning daily.
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I would like to point out that Ed is still quite young. Also, I am quite troubled that he has referred to that Beiber person as “The Beibs” and called him a laureate. Regardless, I wish him a very happy birthday and I will be celebrating without him. Cheers.
I’m making a cake today. We’ll just say it for Ed’s birthday. I’ll even sing Happy Birthday before I cut into. Enjoy your “day” Ed.
1) Someone’s gotta love me. And my family won’t, so…
2) I just learned my boy Biebs is Canuck.
3) To mark my new-earned oldness, my knee hurt like crazy when I woke up.
Just listened to about a minute of that song. It’s not bad. In that it isn’t the most offensive thing I’ve ever heard. Pretty cliched and trite but not explicitly bad in any way. If one likes bland, meaningless pop its perfect.
Happy Uterine Freedom Day Ed!
Cheers to new joint pains when you wake up in the morn!
Don’t worry about the knee pain. It will eventually migrate to all your other joints. And on that pleasant thought Happy Birthday!
I got you a cake, Ed!
Now we’ve seen all the highlights of scenic Statesboro…
Happy Birthday Ed!